{"product_id":"cleared-by-no-one-gym-dark-humor-lifting-shirt","title":"Cleared by No One","description":"\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Space Grotesk',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;line-height:1.45;letter-spacing:-0.005em;font-weight:500;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;\"\u003e\nFor whoever decided the warmup was optional and the weight was fine.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.12em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#0A0A0A;opacity:0.6;margin:0 0 12px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe thought\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Inter',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;max-width:60ch;\"\u003e\nNobody cleared it. Not your shoulder. Not your lower back. Not the guy at the gym who watched you load the bar and said nothing. You researched the lift for twenty minutes and then did it your own way anyway. The form check lives in your head, unactioned. The PR attempt is already scheduled. This is not recklessness. It is a specific kind of confidence that has no paperwork behind it.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.12em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#0A0A0A;opacity:0.6;margin:0 0 12px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe object\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Inter',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;max-width:60ch;\"\u003e\nMid-weight 230 gsm 100% cotton, garment-dyed for the worn-in look that reads like history, not retail. Boxy fit — size up if you're between sizes. Screen-printed in small lots, plastisol ink. The print softens with the shirt over time. That's the point. Ships from a US partner within five days, tracked. US delivery 5–7 days, EU 7–14 days.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:12px;line-height:1.8;letter-spacing:0.04em;list-style:none;padding:0;margin:24px 0 0;border-top:1px solid #0A0A0A;padding-top:16px;color:#0A0A0A;\"\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003e230 gsm cotton, garment-dyed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003eBoxy fit. 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