{"product_id":"dept-of-advanced-standing","title":"Dept. of Advanced Standing","description":"\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Space Grotesk',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;line-height:1.45;letter-spacing:-0.005em;font-weight:500;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;\"\u003e\nFor the person who skipped the part where you explain yourself.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.12em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#0A0A0A;opacity:0.6;margin:0 0 12px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe thought\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Inter',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;max-width:60ch;\"\u003e\nThere's a version of credibility that doesn't come with paperwork. You didn't earn it in a room someone else built. You arrived already knowing, and most people clocked it without asking how. Advanced standing isn't a title. It's the look on your face when the conversation finally catches up to where you've been sitting for the last twenty minutes. We recognized it. We put it on a shirt.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.12em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#0A0A0A;opacity:0.6;margin:0 0 12px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe object\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Inter',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;max-width:60ch;\"\u003e\nMid-weight 230 gsm 100% cotton, washed to a light, lived-in tone. Boxy fit — size up if you're between sizes. Screen-printed in small lots, plastisol ink. The print will soften as the shirt does. That's not wear, that's the point. Ships from a US partner within five days, tracked. US delivery 5–7 days, EU 7–14 days. Each lot prints once. After that we move on.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:12px;line-height:1.8;letter-spacing:0.04em;list-style:none;padding:0;margin:24px 0 0;border-top:1px solid #0A0A0A;padding-top:16px;color:#0A0A0A;\"\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003e230 gsm cotton, light colorway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003eBoxy fit. Size up if between.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003eScreen-printed, small US lots.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003eEach lot prints once.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47255077028017,"sku":"27864964549274799367","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47255077060785,"sku":"11030350429713337885","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47255077093553,"sku":"28174934328417035483","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47255077126321,"sku":"61309402944961018187","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/0243\/3201\/files\/8517876580045650647_2048.jpg?v=1779340706","url":"https:\/\/loosethreads.shop\/products\/dept-of-advanced-standing","provider":"Loose Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}