{"product_id":"established-father-minimalist-dad-t-shirt-gift","title":"Established Father","description":"\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Space Grotesk',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;line-height:1.45;letter-spacing:-0.005em;font-weight:500;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;\"\u003e\nFor the man who has fully stopped pretending the role isn't his whole thing.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.12em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#0A0A0A;opacity:0.6;margin:0 0 12px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe thought\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Inter',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;max-width:60ch;\"\u003e\nThere was a version of him that had other identities in rotation. Some of them still technically apply. But somewhere between the first school run and the fourteenth unsolicited opinion about tire pressure, the hierarchy settled. He's not performing it. He's not ironic about it. He showed up, stayed, and at some point the title just incorporated. He's the founder. The board. The only employee. He's been established longer than most startups will survive.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.12em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#0A0A0A;opacity:0.6;margin:0 0 12px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe object\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Inter',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;max-width:60ch;\"\u003e\nMid-weight 230 gsm 100% cotton, garment-dyed for the slight wash that says owned, not new. Boxy fit — size up if you're between sizes. Screen-printed in small lots, plastisol ink. The print softens with the shirt over time. That's the point, not a flaw. Ships from a US partner, tracked, within five days. US delivery 5–7 days, EU 7–14 days.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:12px;line-height:1.8;letter-spacing:0.04em;list-style:none;padding:0;margin:24px 0 0;border-top:1px solid #0A0A0A;padding-top:16px;color:#0A0A0A;\"\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003e230 gsm cotton, garment-dyed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003eBoxy fit. 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