{"product_id":"final-say-on-channels-dad-remote-control-t-shirt","title":"Final Say On Channels","description":"\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Space Grotesk',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;line-height:1.45;letter-spacing:-0.005em;font-weight:500;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;\"\u003e\nFor the man who controls one thing, and knows it.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.12em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#0A0A0A;opacity:0.6;margin:0 0 12px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe thought\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Inter',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;max-width:60ch;\"\u003e\nThere's a chair. There's a remote. There's an unspoken agreement that's been in place longer than anyone can remember. Nobody voted on it. Nobody had to. He's not loud about it. He doesn't need to be. The authority is structural. You can suggest something. He'll consider it. He'll nod. He'll flip back to whatever he was watching. This is the room. These are the rules. He didn't make them — they just formed around him.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.12em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#0A0A0A;opacity:0.6;margin:0 0 12px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe object\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Inter',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;max-width:60ch;\"\u003e\nMid-weight 230 gsm 100% cotton, garment-dyed for a slight fade that reads worn-in, not new. Boxy fit — size up if you're between sizes. Screen-printed in small lots, plastisol ink. The print will soften with the shirt over time. That's not a flaw. Ships from a US partner, tracked, within five days. US delivery 5–7 days, EU 7–14 days.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:12px;line-height:1.8;letter-spacing:0.04em;list-style:none;padding:0;margin:24px 0 0;border-top:1px solid #0A0A0A;padding-top:16px;color:#0A0A0A;\"\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003e230 gsm cotton, garment-dyed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003eBoxy fit. Size up if between.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003eScreen-printed, small US lots.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003eEach lot prints once.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47252783136945,"sku":"17560734835482285189","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47252783169713,"sku":"10989027380149710237","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47252783202481,"sku":"61326299905419102356","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47252783235249,"sku":"23463026779933918583","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47252783268017,"sku":"17607799911616551650","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47252783300785,"sku":"17999608072988229773","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47252783333553,"sku":"12714168400636717005","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47252783366321,"sku":"44909336226393802637","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47252783399089,"sku":"19661142673364393331","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47252783431857,"sku":"33266452966068016270","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47252783464625,"sku":"50131495314614734929","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47252783497393,"sku":"18919553089103095251","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/0243\/3201\/files\/15633544417890682360_2048.jpg?v=1779326165","url":"https:\/\/loosethreads.shop\/products\/final-say-on-channels-dad-remote-control-t-shirt","provider":"Loose Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}