{"product_id":"last-known-watering","title":"Last Known Watering","description":"\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Space Grotesk',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;line-height:1.45;letter-spacing:-0.005em;font-weight:500;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;\"\u003e\nFor whoever is keeping a plant alive mostly through guilt.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.12em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#0A0A0A;opacity:0.6;margin:0 0 12px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe thought\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Inter',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;max-width:60ch;\"\u003e\nYou don't have a system. You have a vague memory and a heuristic that's failed before. The pothos is fine. The fiddle leaf is not fine and hasn't been fine for a while. You're not neglectful — you're optimistic about soil moisture in a way that keeps not working out. The last known watering was probably Thursday. Maybe Wednesday. The plant has no way to verify this. Neither do you.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.12em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#0A0A0A;opacity:0.6;margin:0 0 12px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe object\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Inter',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;max-width:60ch;\"\u003e\nMid-weight 230 gsm 100% cotton, garment-dyed in a dark colorway that hides the evidence. Boxy fit — size up if you're between sizes. Screen-printed in small lots, plastisol ink. The print will soften with the shirt over time. That's not a flaw. Ships from a US partner, tracked, 5–7 days domestic, 7–14 days EU. Each lot prints once. After that we move on.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:12px;line-height:1.8;letter-spacing:0.04em;list-style:none;padding:0;margin:24px 0 0;border-top:1px solid #0A0A0A;padding-top:16px;color:#0A0A0A;\"\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003e230 gsm cotton, garment-dyed dark.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003eBoxy fit. Size up if between.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003eScreen-printed, small US lots.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003eEach lot prints once.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47258744783025,"sku":"21694546120357497975","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47258744815793,"sku":"16038640160339603227","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47258744848561,"sku":"27393422360415173016","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47258744881329,"sku":"67317864697455072723","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47258744914097,"sku":"11265392078895767227","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47258744946865,"sku":"12952021501320318033","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47258744979633,"sku":"86879925093994192026","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47258745012401,"sku":"16291654515308556165","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/0243\/3201\/files\/17385761917158627605_2048.jpg?v=1779501200","url":"https:\/\/loosethreads.shop\/products\/last-known-watering","provider":"Loose Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}