{"product_id":"rated-og-original-method-dad-humor-retro-t-shirt","title":"Rated OG For Original Method","description":"\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Space Grotesk',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;line-height:1.45;letter-spacing:-0.005em;font-weight:500;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;\"\u003e\nFor the person who solved it their way and never looked back.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.12em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#0A0A0A;opacity:0.6;margin:0 0 12px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe thought\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Inter',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;max-width:60ch;\"\u003e\nThere's a guy who still does it the way he learned in 1987. Not because he's stubborn. Because it worked then, it works now, and the new way has seventeen extra steps. He's not anti-progress. He just never saw the point of fixing something he already fixed. The rating is self-assigned. The method is non-negotiable. Everyone else eventually comes around. They always do.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.12em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#0A0A0A;opacity:0.6;margin:0 0 12px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe object\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Inter',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;max-width:60ch;\"\u003e\nMid-weight 230 gsm 100% cotton, garment-dyed for the slight wash that says owned, not purchased. Boxy fit — size up if you're between sizes. Screen-printed in small lots, plastisol ink. The print softens with the shirt over time. That's not wear, that's patina. Ships from a US partner within five days, tracked. Available in two colorways. Each lot prints once. After that we move on.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:12px;line-height:1.8;letter-spacing:0.04em;list-style:none;padding:0;margin:24px 0 0;border-top:1px solid #0A0A0A;padding-top:16px;color:#0A0A0A;\"\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003e230 gsm cotton, garment-dyed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003eBoxy fit. Size up if between.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003eScreen-printed, small US lots.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003eEach lot prints once.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47252780974257,"sku":"56333695809532778500","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47252781007025,"sku":"18803034956779826029","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47252781039793,"sku":"22214152196465753891","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47252781072561,"sku":"74190334936426128612","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47252781105329,"sku":"22242886254576521991","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47252781138097,"sku":"15349678237779469740","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47252781170865,"sku":"25507493232520031476","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47252781203633,"sku":"20487170834141787899","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47252781236401,"sku":"21976539693405306719","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47252781269169,"sku":"27426290287269604866","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47252781301937,"sku":"65829702244298532307","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47252781334705,"sku":"24949220278724956113","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/0243\/3201\/files\/15879963991953235512_2048.jpg?v=1779344722","url":"https:\/\/loosethreads.shop\/products\/rated-og-original-method-dad-humor-retro-t-shirt","provider":"Loose Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}