{"product_id":"stripe-authority-retro-lawn-care-dad-t-shirt","title":"Stripe Authority","description":"\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Space Grotesk',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;line-height:1.45;letter-spacing:-0.005em;font-weight:500;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;\"\u003e\nFor the guy who found his uniform and never looked back.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.12em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#0A0A0A;opacity:0.6;margin:0 0 12px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe thought\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Inter',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;max-width:60ch;\"\u003e\nHe owns seven striped shirts. He doesn't think of them as a collection. He thinks of them as the correct answer to a question everyone else is still figuring out. The pattern works. It has always worked. Other people cycle through trends, through phases, through entire personality overhauls. He does not. There is something quietly unshakeable about a man who has decided. You don't argue with that. You respect the jurisdiction.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.12em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#0A0A0A;opacity:0.6;margin:0 0 12px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe object\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Inter',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;max-width:60ch;\"\u003e\nMid-weight 230 gsm 100% cotton, available in two colorways. Boxy fit — size up if you're between sizes. Screen-printed in small lots, plastisol ink. The print will soften with the shirt over time. That's not a flaw in the process. Ships from a US partner within five days, tracked. US and EU delivery available. Each lot prints once. After that we move on.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:12px;line-height:1.8;letter-spacing:0.04em;list-style:none;padding:0;margin:24px 0 0;border-top:1px solid #0A0A0A;padding-top:16px;color:#0A0A0A;\"\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003e230 gsm cotton, two colorways.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003eBoxy fit. Size up if between.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003eScreen-printed, small US lots.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003eEach lot prints once.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47252782252209,"sku":"30591441830492414912","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47252782284977,"sku":"28531851302955980209","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47252782317745,"sku":"31342644238274624587","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47252782350513,"sku":"33318428294035273807","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47252782383281,"sku":"30689428709548293647","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47252782416049,"sku":"30713747689284545311","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47252782448817,"sku":"12028772971662713951","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47252782481585,"sku":"10362482941293287149","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47252782514353,"sku":"98231012337491569926","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47252782547121,"sku":"22871185881017546104","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47252782579889,"sku":"17898069855185143973","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47252782612657,"sku":"11816333459085317496","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/0243\/3201\/files\/9256060613157395951_2048.jpg?v=1779344031","url":"https:\/\/loosethreads.shop\/products\/stripe-authority-retro-lawn-care-dad-t-shirt","provider":"Loose Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}