{"product_id":"this-is-not-a-test-on-call-dev-humor-t-shirt","title":"This Is Not a Test","description":"\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Space Grotesk',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:18px;line-height:1.45;letter-spacing:-0.005em;font-weight:500;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;\"\u003e\nFor whoever pushed to production on a Friday and meant it.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.12em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#0A0A0A;opacity:0.6;margin:0 0 12px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe thought\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Inter',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;max-width:60ch;\"\u003e\nAt some point the staging environment stops being useful. At some point you're just clicking around in a replica of the real thing, pretending the stakes are lower. They aren't. They never were. You've known this for a while. The test is not the test. The test is what happens when you stop treating everything like a rehearsal. Some people never figure that out. You already have.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.12em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#0A0A0A;opacity:0.6;margin:0 0 12px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe object\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'Inter',system-ui,sans-serif;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;color:#0A0A0A;margin:0 0 32px;max-width:60ch;\"\u003e\nMid-weight 230 gsm 100% cotton, garment-dyed for the slight unevenness that says worn, not packaged. Boxy fit — size up if you're between sizes. Screen-printed in small lots, plastisol ink on both a washed black and a washed natural. The print softens with the shirt over time. That's not a flaw. Ships from a US partner, tracked, 5–7 days domestic, 7–14 days EU. Each lot prints once. After that we move on.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul style=\"font-family:'JetBrains Mono',ui-monospace,monospace;font-size:12px;line-height:1.8;letter-spacing:0.04em;list-style:none;padding:0;margin:24px 0 0;border-top:1px solid #0A0A0A;padding-top:16px;color:#0A0A0A;\"\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003e230 gsm cotton, garment-dyed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003eBoxy fit. Size up if between.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003eScreen-printed, plastisol ink.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003eEach lot prints once.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47252777238705,"sku":"12862716536728244792","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47252777271473,"sku":"19443430622938820432","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47252777304241,"sku":"85732875348892497358","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47252777337009,"sku":"33019239108480185856","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47252777369777,"sku":"43356168852486462675","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47252777402545,"sku":"10842271376026585131","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47252777435313,"sku":"69028379804666710412","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47252777468081,"sku":"69945188394203635526","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47252777500849,"sku":"10648806051327330250","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47252777533617,"sku":"21820121454376275089","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47252777566385,"sku":"24069310476726855060","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47252777599153,"sku":"30333689305826306071","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/0243\/3201\/files\/4625287386695105978_2048.jpg?v=1779344735","url":"https:\/\/loosethreads.shop\/products\/this-is-not-a-test-on-call-dev-humor-t-shirt","provider":"Loose Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}