{"product_id":"uninvited-guest","title":"Uninvited Guest","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family:'DM Mono',monospace;font-size:11px;letter-spacing:0.16em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#B5FF38;margin-bottom:18px;border-bottom:1px solid rgba(181,255,56,0.25);padding-bottom:8px;\"\u003e\nDROP_106 · MAY 09 · 2026 · MADE-TO-ORDER\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-family:'DM Mono',monospace;font-size:14px;line-height:1.6;letter-spacing:0.02em;\"\u003eFor everyone who has stood over their beloved monstera at 11pm with a yellow sticky trap, personally offended. The gnat is rendered with the same care you wish it deserved less.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul style=\"font-family:'DM Mono',monospace;font-size:12px;line-height:1.9;letter-spacing:0.04em;list-style:none;padding:0;margin:24px 0 0 0;border-top:1px solid rgba(244,242,238,0.08);padding-top:16px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e· Heavy 200gsm cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e· Printed when you order — no warehouse, no dead stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e· Ships in 5–7 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e· Free worldwide shipping on $75+\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e· No restock guarantee — when interest moves on, the drop closes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47265579139249,"sku":"24978653618225330157","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47265579172017,"sku":"14753695768525246278","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47265579204785,"sku":"29012662033219442526","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47265579237553,"sku":"11265622058953945915","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/0243\/3201\/files\/9672477134857932417_2048.jpg?v=1779333389","url":"https:\/\/loosethreads.shop\/products\/uninvited-guest","provider":"Loose Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}