النكتة أمانة

For the one who tells the joke because not telling it would be wrong. The thought There are people who hold a pun in for the right moment. Your dad is not one of them. The moment exists the second the setup arrives, and the telling is not optional — it is a responsibility. You learned this from watching him. You complained about it for years. Somewhere in your twenties you noticed your mouth opening at the wrong time, the right words already forming. The joke is a trust. You understand this now. The object Mid-weight 230 gsm 100% cotton, garment-dyed for the slight wash that says owned, not new. Boxy fit — size up if you're between sizes. Screen-printed in small lots, plastisol ink. The print will soften as the shirt does. That is not a flaw. Ships from a US partner, tracked, 5–7 days domestic, 7–14 days EU. Each lot prints once. After that we move on. 230 gsm cotton, garment-dyed. Boxy fit. Size up if between. Screen-printed, small US lots. Each lot prints once. EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

230 gsm ringspun cotton, garment-dyed, plastisol screen print. Boxy oversized cut, dropped shoulder. Printed and shipped in 5–7 days from our partner facility.

Runs boxy / oversized. If between sizes, size down for a cleaner shoulder; size up for the silhouette in the studio photographs. See size guide.

Cold wash, inside out. Hang to dry. Iron the print only if you must, never with steam. The cotton softens with use; the print does not.