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LOT 017 · T-SHIRT STAGE: LIVE
230 GSMOVERSIZEDDROPPED SHOULDERSHIPS 5–7D

Assessed The Situation

For the person who looked at the dying plant and nodded knowingly. The thought You walked into the room. You saw the yellowing leaf, the dry soil, the stem going soft at the base. You stood there for a moment. Y...

$49.99 $24.99
12 variants
Color Navy
Weight
230 gsm
Ships
5–7 days
Returns
30 days
Restocks
Never
Editor's note

For the person who looked at the dying plant and nodded knowingly. The thought You walked into the room. You saw the yellowing leaf, the dry soil, the stem going soft at the base. You stood there for a moment. You assessed. The assessment was thorough. The action that followed was not immediate — and maybe not decisive — but the assessment itself was complete. There is a kind of competence that lives entirely in the diagnosis. You have it. The plant may or may not make it. That part was never fully in scope. The object Mid-weight 230 gsm 100% cotton, garment-dyed for a slight fade that reads lived-in from the first wear. Boxy fit — size up if you're between sizes. Screen-printed in small lots, plastisol ink. The print softens with the shirt over time. That's not wear, that's calibration. Ships from a US partner within five days, tracked. US delivery 5–7 days, EU 7–14 days. 230 gsm cotton, garment-dyed Boxy fit. Size up if between. Screen-printed, small US lots. Each lot prints once. EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Materials & make

230 gsm ringspun cotton, garment-dyed, plastisol screen print. Boxy oversized cut, dropped shoulder. Printed and shipped in 5–7 days from our partner facility.

Sizing & fit

Runs boxy / oversized. If between sizes, size down for a cleaner shoulder; size up for the silhouette in the studio photographs. See size guide.

Care

Cold wash, inside out. Hang to dry. Iron the print only if you must, never with steam. The cotton softens with use; the print does not.

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