Federally Protected Mug Site

For the man who has claimed his chair and isn't moving. The thought There's a corner of the house that is, functionally, his. The mug is always there. The remote is always there. The specific angle of the cushion took years to achieve. Nobody made a formal declaration. Nobody needed to. The perimeter is understood. He's not being difficult. He's being consistent. There's a difference, and he has explained it before, and he will explain it again, calmly, to whoever needs to hear it. The object Mid-weight 230 gsm 100% cotton, garment-dyed for a slightly broken-in look out of the box. Boxy fit — size up if you're between sizes. Screen-printed in small lots, plastisol ink. The print softens as the shirt does. That's not a flaw, that's the timeline. Ships from a US partner, tracked, 5–7 days domestic, 7–14 days EU. Each lot prints once. After that we move on. 230 gsm cotton, garment-dyed. Boxy fit. Size up if between. Screen-printed, small US lots. Each lot prints once. EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

230 gsm ringspun cotton, garment-dyed, plastisol screen print. Boxy oversized cut, dropped shoulder. Printed and shipped in 5–7 days from our partner facility.

Runs boxy / oversized. If between sizes, size down for a cleaner shoulder; size up for the silhouette in the studio photographs. See size guide.

Cold wash, inside out. Hang to dry. Iron the print only if you must, never with steam. The cotton softens with use; the print does not.