Citation Issued

For whoever skipped leg day and still walked in like nothing happened. The thought There's a version of discipline that's mostly negotiation. You know the rules. You wrote some of them. You also know exactly which ones you've been quietly violating for three weeks. The squat rack sat empty. The cardio was 'active recovery.' The protein was peanut butter, eaten standing over the sink at midnight. Nobody issued the citation. You did. That's the part that's somehow worse. The object Mid-weight 230 gsm 100% cotton, garment-dyed for the kind of fade that looks earned. Boxy fit — size up if you're between sizes. Screen-printed in small lots, plastisol ink. The print softens with the shirt over time. That's not wear, that's the point. Ships from a US partner within five days, tracked. US delivery 5–7 days, EU 7–14 days. 230 gsm cotton, garment-dyed. Boxy fit. Size up if between. Screen-printed, small US lots. Each lot prints once.

230 gsm ringspun cotton, garment-dyed, plastisol screen print. Boxy oversized cut, dropped shoulder. Printed and shipped in 5–7 days from our partner facility.

Runs boxy / oversized. If between sizes, size down for a cleaner shoulder; size up for the silhouette in the studio photographs. See size guide.

Cold wash, inside out. Hang to dry. Iron the print only if you must, never with steam. The cotton softens with use; the print does not.