Incident Report: Selfie Preceded Warmup

For the person who documents the session before it technically starts. The thought The mirror was good. The light was right. The pump was borrowed from yesterday but nobody needed to know that. You filed the photo before you filed a single rep. This is not a character flaw — it is a sequencing issue. The workout happened. The selfie just happened first, in a technical sense, which is a distinction you are prepared to defend. We are not here to investigate. We are here to corroborate. The object Mid-weight 230 gsm 100% cotton, in a light colorway that shows the print clean. Boxy fit — size up if you're between sizes. Screen-printed in small lots, plastisol ink. The print softens as the shirt does. That's not wear, that's use. Ships from a US partner, tracked, 5–7 days domestic, 7–14 days EU. Each lot prints once. After that we move on. 230 gsm cotton, light colorway. Boxy fit. Size up if between. Screen-printed, plastisol ink, small lots. Each lot prints once. EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

230 gsm ringspun cotton, garment-dyed, plastisol screen print. Boxy oversized cut, dropped shoulder. Printed and shipped in 5–7 days from our partner facility.

Runs boxy / oversized. If between sizes, size down for a cleaner shoulder; size up for the silhouette in the studio photographs. See size guide.

Cold wash, inside out. Hang to dry. Iron the print only if you must, never with steam. The cotton softens with use; the print does not.