Last Known Watering
For whoever is keeping a plant alive mostly through guilt. The thought You don't have a system. You have a vague memory and a heuristic that's failed before. The pothos is fine. The fiddle leaf is not fine and h...
Editor's note
For whoever is keeping a plant alive mostly through guilt. The thought You don't have a system. You have a vague memory and a heuristic that's failed before. The pothos is fine. The fiddle leaf is not fine and hasn't been fine for a while. You're not neglectful — you're optimistic about soil moisture in a way that keeps not working out. The last known watering was probably Thursday. Maybe Wednesday. The plant has no way to verify this. Neither do you. The object Mid-weight 230 gsm 100% cotton, garment-dyed in a dark colorway that hides the evidence. Boxy fit — size up if you're between sizes. Screen-printed in small lots, plastisol ink. The print will soften with the shirt over time. That's not a flaw. Ships from a US partner, tracked, 5–7 days domestic, 7–14 days EU. Each lot prints once. After that we move on. 230 gsm cotton, garment-dyed dark. Boxy fit. Size up if between. Screen-printed, small US lots. Each lot prints once. EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Materials & make
230 gsm ringspun cotton, garment-dyed, plastisol screen print. Boxy oversized cut, dropped shoulder. Printed and shipped in 5–7 days from our partner facility.
Sizing & fit
Runs boxy / oversized. If between sizes, size down for a cleaner shoulder; size up for the silhouette in the studio photographs. See size guide.
Care
Cold wash, inside out. Hang to dry. Iron the print only if you must, never with steam. The cotton softens with use; the print does not.
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