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LOT 005 · T-SHIRT STAGE: LIVE
230 GSMOVERSIZEDDROPPED SHOULDERSHIPS 5–7D

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For the person who clears their own calendar to do their actual work. The thought You have been here long enough to know the system. You also have to submit a request to change anything in the system. Someone ap...

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12 variants
Color Navy
Weight
230 gsm
Ships
5–7 days
Returns
30 days
Restocks
Never
Editor's note

For the person who clears their own calendar to do their actual work. The thought You have been here long enough to know the system. You also have to submit a request to change anything in the system. Someone approved your onboarding. Someone will eventually approve your offboarding. In between, there is a ticket queue and a Slack thread and a meeting about the meeting. You are very good at what you do. You are also, technically, a stakeholder. We are not making fun of you. We are just reading your access permissions out loud. The object Mid-weight 230 gsm 100% cotton, garment-dyed for the kind of fade that looks like it already has a history. Boxy fit — size up if you're between sizes. Screen-printed in small lots, plastisol ink. The print will soften with the shirt over time. That is not a flaw in the process. Ships from a US partner within five business days, tracked, US and EU. 230 gsm cotton, garment-dyed. Boxy fit. Size up if between. Screen-printed, small US lots. Each lot prints once. EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Materials & make

230 gsm ringspun cotton, garment-dyed, plastisol screen print. Boxy oversized cut, dropped shoulder. Printed and shipped in 5–7 days from our partner facility.

Sizing & fit

Runs boxy / oversized. If between sizes, size down for a cleaner shoulder; size up for the silhouette in the studio photographs. See size guide.

Care

Cold wash, inside out. Hang to dry. Iron the print only if you must, never with steam. The cotton softens with use; the print does not.

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