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LOT 088 · T-SHIRT STAGE: LIVE
230 GSMOVERSIZEDDROPPED SHOULDERSHIPS 5–7D

The Desk Finds You

For the person who made espresso to avoid starting work, then kept making espresso. The thought You were going to sit down after this one. After the grind, after the pull, after you dialed it in for the first ti...

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Color Navy
Weight
230 gsm
Ships
5–7 days
Returns
30 days
Restocks
Never
Editor's note

For the person who made espresso to avoid starting work, then kept making espresso. The thought You were going to sit down after this one. After the grind, after the pull, after you dialed it in for the first time in three weeks. The ritual is not procrastination. The ritual is necessary. You know this and you know it isn't true at the same time. The desk was always there. It was patient. It found you anyway, the way it always does — right after the cup, right when you ran out of reasons. The object Mid-weight 230 gsm 100% cotton, garment-dyed in a dark colorway that holds without looking precious. Boxy fit — size up if you're between sizes. Screen-printed in small lots, plastisol ink. The print softens with the shirt over time. That's not a flaw. Ships from a US partner, tracked, 5–7 days domestic, 7–14 days EU. Each lot prints once. After that we move on. 230 gsm cotton, garment-dyed dark. Boxy fit. Size up if between. Screen-printed, small US lots. Each lot prints once. EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Materials & make

230 gsm ringspun cotton, garment-dyed, plastisol screen print. Boxy oversized cut, dropped shoulder. Printed and shipped in 5–7 days from our partner facility.

Sizing & fit

Runs boxy / oversized. If between sizes, size down for a cleaner shoulder; size up for the silhouette in the studio photographs. See size guide.

Care

Cold wash, inside out. Hang to dry. Iron the print only if you must, never with steam. The cotton softens with use; the print does not.

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