The Monstera Selected Me
For the person who didn't choose the plant life — it chose them. The thought You weren't going to be a plant person. You picked one up at the corner store, told yourself it was for the apartment, told yourself y...
Editor's note
For the person who didn't choose the plant life — it chose them. The thought You weren't going to be a plant person. You picked one up at the corner store, told yourself it was for the apartment, told yourself you wouldn't get attached. It opened a new leaf last week. You took a photo. You haven't told anyone. The plant decided this, not you. We're just here when you're ready to admit it. The object Mid-weight 230 gsm 100% cotton, garment-dyed for the slight wash that says owned, not bought. Boxy fit — size up if you're between sizes. Screen-printed in small lots, plastisol ink. The print will soften with the shirt. That's not a defect. Ships from a US partner within five days, tracked, US and EU. 230 gsm cotton, garment-dyed. Boxy fit. Size up if between. Screen-printed in small US lots. Each lot prints once. EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Materials & make
230 gsm ringspun cotton, garment-dyed, plastisol screen print. Boxy oversized cut, dropped shoulder. Printed and shipped in 5–7 days from our partner facility.
Sizing & fit
Runs boxy / oversized. If between sizes, size down for a cleaner shoulder; size up for the silhouette in the studio photographs. See size guide.
Care
Cold wash, inside out. Hang to dry. Iron the print only if you must, never with steam. The cotton softens with use; the print does not.
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